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Carroll - Another Chapter!

Our spies tell us that Andy Carroll has returned from mainland Europe.

We`re also reliably informed that our record signing is making strides towards a hugely awaited comeback with it being inferred that Carroll is set to resume training with West Ham United Football Club tomorrow (Wednesday).

Now hopefully it`ll be plain sailing from here on in, but can I ask that once the striker is back on the training pitch, he is treated a little gently and the following points are adhered to:-

1 - There is little or no physical contact until everyone is sure his fragility is a thing of the past!

2 - Any parts of his body that have been injured before are wrapped in cotton wool!

3 - Once training is completed he`s carried off the pitch to save wear and tear!

4 - He`s shown video`s of our recent games to show just how we`ve struggled, against very poor Fulham and Spurs sides to hit the target!

Then perhaps, just perhaps, we`ll get our warrior of a striker back!




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Writer: Rossy Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Tuesday December 3 2013

Time: 1:10PM

 

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